This year's pumpkins

I submit for your judgmental approval.. pumpkins.

omg

Omg.. You'll never see such an unlikely event ever for the rest of your life!

Pet post..

I think it is time to introduce you to my pets..

This is Max.  He's a spoiled baby who acts like he's 10 feet tall.  He enjoys chewing on one of his many toys and having smelly dog farts. If he has his toy taken away from him by Millie, he will sit there staring at it and insist that you get it from her.  He is the smart one too.. sitting is easy for him.  He's so close to being able to say "I ruv rooo!" on command.

Now we have Millie.  Yes, Millie.  She is the ugliest pug you will ever call cute.  She also thinks she has balls that are bigger than yours.  If you're sitting down, your lap is hers.  If Max has a toy, it's now hers.  If you have food, she will make it clear that you're sharing.  Her tongue is abnormally long, which is why it hangs out of her mouth, so watch out when you're close because she will get you.  She enjoys walking around the house like a queen in her kingdom and napping on any open lap available. 

Yes, she has a little snaggle tooth.

Her tongue is always like this.

Aww her sweater..

So those are my dogs.  I know, very exciting for all those who looked at this.

Holy..

Fucking..

Pork..



I've found a place who does kaluha pork right.

Yes.

Crepe

I'm eating a crepe.



Nomnomnom..

fuck

I got sold a book today while sitting in the park blocks at school. I started arguing with him and god and things of that sort. In the end he walked away with 4$ of my dollars and I got this stupid book. It's got some weird pictures.











Apparently this is the dude who is all knowing. The book says "The bhagavad-gita is universally renowned as the jewel of India's spiritual wisdom. Spoken by Lord Sri Krana, the Supreme Personality of Godhead, to His intimate devotee Arjuna, the Gita's seven hundred concise verses provide a definitive guide to the science of self-realization"

So this book will teach me to come to self-actualization or realization. I've skimmed through it and it seems to be full of a lot of talking without much substance. Ill have to read it more closely but I'm pretty sure I want my $4 back.

The website for this bs is www.krishna.com.

I'm awesome.

Yeah.. It's a members only jacket.

Yeah.. I bought it.

Testing iPhone blog app!

Let's see if this works or not..




I bought this giant gummy bear. 5$ well spent?




Well.. Not really. It tastes like I'm getting cancer from the plastic. I ended up throwing it against the wall after failing to enjoy it as a snack. It didn't stick. :(

Pumpkin!

I'm bored, here's a pumpkin I carved last Halloween.  It's of a family friend.

First!

 In the spirit of my first post, I've decided to go with something markedly disgusting.  This lovely thing was found under an old car.
 

It's like he's saying "Yo, what up?"